Zaphod is all for body positivity because he is aware that one too many sunflower seeds can lead to a bit of chub and that’s ok.
Also he has no concept of anything let alone beauty standards.
Because he is a mouse.
Teacher: sit down
Why the FUCK has being a white girl or a “basic white girl” become such an offensive thing?! You need to take a good look at yourself if the worst you can say about someone is that they like Chipotle, Starbucks, and UGG boots. It’s rude and judgmental to make fun of someone (of a specific race and gender) for their interests. Especially since EVERYONE LIKES CHIPOTLE AND STARBUCKS R U KIDDING ME. I don’t know why this topic gets me so heated, but you all need to realize that you all sound like dumb asses. What the fuck is wrong with liking to take selfies in oversized sweaters and Instagram pictures of your pumpkin spice latte? TELL ME.
“We cannot look out into space without seeing back in time.”
—Neil Degrasse Tyson
I wish I had weed this strong.
Anonymous asked: how often do you have sex?
How often is your dad “working late”?